Let's make a story line by line


#1

Upon his horse at the top of a hill, Xin surveyed the battle raging below.


#2

He realized that he would lose half of his men before he’d win. He then had to choose another plan.


#4

So Xin decided to hold up on the hill untill reinforcememts arrive.


#5

Meanwhile, down on the field of battle a captain held his company on the front line.


#6

Then The Ass Blaster showed up and blasted all their asses


#7

It’s not that I am against battlefield erotica, but I don’t think I will follow up on that flanking maneuver.


#8

The enemy flanks from the right. The left. He was surrounded!!!


#9

The Ass Blaster’s men really went to town on their weak hearted asses as they all started surrendering to their conquering heroes.


#10

But a legion of men come from the north. Reinforcements have arrived. The strongest in the land!


#11

Then I came, the end.


#12

…is just the beginning, I went.


#13

There was still work to be done. The enemy was defeated. But their men were low on numbers. They had to do something to increase their numbers. But what?


#14

With the enemy defeated, Xin turned his warriors into plowman and began to rebuild his country.


#15

As his nation grew and prospered Xin began to fear that all would not remain so peaceful, that one day war would again plight the land.


#16

But The Ass Blaster remained a puissant force who loved nothing more than blasting enemy ass.


#17

He then brought farmers and peasants to become strong warriors. The people loved him. But something dark was growing inside of his country


#18

Many of the stronger warriors wanted to rule the country as well.


#19

He had enemies that are next door neighbors and 2,000 rebels against him. He had to look to his nearest allies.


#20

So Xin sent an envoy to the neighboring kingdom to ask for support. With the envoy was a guard of 100 soldiers. The journey would be dangerous because in passed through lands controlled by the Ass Kicking clan.


#21

On the way he met some merchants. But something was different about them. They were members of a large army. He decided to gain the alliance of these 5,000 men. But the enemy still outnumbered him three to one. He still needed to get to the other kingdom.