Today I announce the birth of a new clan. The Nationalist Clan is led by me, The Staunch Nationalist, formerly known as The Asskicker. The Nationalist Clan is open to asskickers of any age, color, creed, or sexual orientation, but they must be either male or female, and they must be firmly committed to kicking the asses of all of our enemies and physically throwing out of our group - if necessary - anyone who doesn’t truly belong among us. The Nationalist Clan members will always put other Nationalists first, though we by no means hate everyone else, we just want to be left alone for the most part, but we can and will kick and utterly destroy the ass of anyone who tries to impose their values and their people on our land. That is all.
The Staunch Nationalist