Attention, everyone! This is The Asskicker speaking. I am looking to start a clan. My clan will be dedicated to the art of kicking ass. If you wish to kick the enemy’s ass with me, respond to this thread, and we will get that clan started straightaway. I am looking for someone who can lead or follow. An army needs a leader. Be prepared to follow orders, or maybe give the orders if you are a first class asskicker! But if you cannot lead or at least follow, then I am afraid there will be no place for you in the Asskicking clan, and you will have to simply get out of the way. So who’s with me? I am ready to commence kicking ass with my new clan members at this time. That is all.